What a fathead!

Check this out! My distant cousin Dignan lives in Charleston, S.C., with his momma Leslie...she's good, good friends with my Aunt Jackie. Well, smarty Dignan was playing with a box while his momma was in the shower. She heard him in the next room bumping around and knocking into things. Once she got out there, he was just sitting there, whimpering. Here's why...


Maybe he should stick to mochas and lattes like the Starbucks Dog. Too much alcohol and next thing you know, there's a box on your head.